Who said americans weren't funny?

It's called sickipedia. Straight from the horse's mouth:

Saying, "Guns don't kill people, bullets do," is like me saying "I've never raped anyone, but my penis has."

and there's this gem..

A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war.
The librarian replies, "Fuck off, you'll lose it."

Lolz!